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Alrightie, Voyeurwebbers, it's Video Day again at the Surprise Link department. Yep, the mutants in the department have come up with an unusual bit of footage from London, where Ziggy, the street cleaner, dances his way through his work. It isn't often you find someone who can dance their way through other people's trash and throwaways, Voyeurwebbers, so consider this a rare opportunity, hehehe! Okie, all you have to do to watch Ziggy do his thing is take off all your clothes (I find it makes dancing more enjoyable, hehehe!), practice your "Moon walk" steps, and Click Here
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Blonde Joke No. 2,177
A man sat down at a bar just a few seats away from a blonde showing a lot of cleavage.
He ordered a beer.
The bartender filled a mug, slid it down the bar, but it hit the lady's chest and splashed beer on her breasts.
The bartender retrieved the mug, gave it to the man, and then licked the excess beer off the blonde's breasts.
When the man ordered another beer, the same thing happened again.
After his third beer also hit her, he decided it was time to share the bartender's fun. He moved over and started licking the woman's breasts himself … and she decked him!
Lying on the floor, he groaned, "Why didja hit me? You let the bartender do it?!"
She replied, "Because he told me he has a licker license!"
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Scorned Lover's Ad Brings ... Let's Just Say Trouble
MOUNT JULIET, Tennessee -- The prevailing wisdom on getting dumped, Voyeurwebbers, is to get over it and get on your life. Unfortunately, a man in Mount Juliet, Tennessee, did not heed this advice, and is now in a heap of trouble.
Paul Lee Dunkel (the dumpee), took out an ad in the local newspaper blasting his ex-fiancee Tammy Lapoint (the dumper).
In response, Ms. Lapoint, who said the ad -- which described their relationship as a "nightmare" and in which Dunkel said he was happy Lapoint called the engagement off -- left her publicly humiliated, has filed harassment charges against Dunkel, and filed a civil suit against her ex-fiance and the newspaper that ran the ad.
"She was absolutely mortified to see this come out in the newspaper and to see it on the Internet. He was also on Craigslist posting comments in their rants and raves section about her," said Ms. Lapoint's lawyer.
He said his client is afraid of what Dunkel might do next.
"Maybe he's just a bad apple. Maybe he's just unbalanced. We don't know at this point," the lawyer told reporters.
-- And maybe he's a guy who just got dumped by his fiancee and isn't handling the sudden separation very well. Well, this proves one thing we all already know, Voyeurwebbers, the "lover scorned" knows no gender. Men are just as susceptible to rumblin', bumblin' and stumblin' all over the place making a horse's patootie of themselves when they get dumped. And that's another good reason why you should visit your ever-lovin' always-friendly-to-dumpees Voyeurweb. Why? Because there's nothing like looking at thousands of photos of lovely near-nekkid and nekkid ladies from all over the planet to put your life in perspective and realize there are other women (or men) out there for you. Think of it as therapy without a doctor, hehehe! -- Igor
You know things on the planet are getting pretty weird, Voyeurwebbers, when huge hailstones start shooting out of the toilet. And that's just what has happened in, of all places, Austria.
Martin Bierbauer, of Eisenstadt, southeast of the capital Vienna, is demanding substantial damages after he was blasted off the toilet when huge hailstones started shooting out of it. Talk about an unwanted surprise!
"I heard the pipes rumbling a bit, and suddenly hailstones the size of golf balls started exploding out of the toilet like it was a popcorn machine," Bierbauer told reporters. "There was an avalanche of ice that quickly filled the toilet, then the entire flat, and eventually the entire building.
"I ran down the stairs with the hailstones following me, and other residents did the same," said Bierbauer.
Another resident, Silvia Streit, said: "I grabbed a board and put it over the toilet, but the pressure was so great, I ended up sitting on the board as the hail flowed through the flat and down the stairs."
Freak weather led to temperatures of over 35 degrees centigrade in Austria which, a few days later, plunge to near zero as freak hail storms battered the country.
The incident happened at a block of apartments at the Tinhof Strasse in Eisenstadt, and was caused by hailstones flooding into a local drain during a torrential downpour, which became blocked.
Local council spokesman Wolfgang Leinner said: "The pressure was too great, the hailstones had to go somewhere and they came out through the toilets it seems."
Eye can think of only a very few things in this world that would be worse than to have your genitals blasted by hailstones coming up out of the toilet, Voyeurwebbers. Still, there is an important lesson in this bizarre tale for all of us. Namely, don't visit Austria right after they've had a hailstone storm or, if you do visit, don't use the toilets! K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K.
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